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Some MEME

Journal Entry: Sat Oct 4, 2008, 1:40 PM
  • Mood:
  • Listening to: some random anime OST (openings and endings..)
  • Reading: still don't know what "reading" is
  • Watching: Daria !!! XD
  • Playing: Vampire the masquerade bloodlines
  • Eating: Kit-Kat
  • Drinking: Coke (i'm back on it..)
Dear CutePeach:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it last year at the mental hospital and I saw you put leeches on Donald Duck. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the incarnation as an eskimo .

Go burn,
Malkalady


(ok this is way funny !! XD



-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whiskey - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

News !

Journal Entry: Fri Aug 29, 2008, 4:59 AM
  • Mood:
  • Listening to: Reflets d'Acide
  • Reading: read-what ?
  • Watching: Beauty and the Geek
  • Playing: Wrath of the Lich King
  • Eating: Cookies
  • Drinking: Coke (i'm back on it..)
Oh I have a couple of news ! Hurray, i'm still alive ^^

So Mabel sent me a couple of drawings, and gave me some news. She's illustrating a mexican RPG book incomming, nothing very very professional (edition, marketing stuff), just "pals wanting to do some role playing" ;)

She may send me some drawings from this future book, as long as author agrees she says (just formality, right).

I may upload a new picture of her, she changed a lot for when she looked like this : [link]

She's getting familiar with technological and internet stuff, she's beginning to color with photoshop. She already worked on it a couple of times, but now she's getting really in to it since now, she HAS a computer :)
So next time i'll go to Mexico, i'll bring her a Wacom :) It'll be far more usefull in her hands than mine and I want to enable her to be a succefull artist :)
(yes i'm a investor, wtf)

So cheer for her, when she connects she comes and reads you guys ;)


Now a little about me ^^
I failed my first year of college, however it's not a huge deal in France to do the year again. So I passed some subjects with very high grades, and got very low grades on other subjects. Here, when you pass a unit (which has a couple of subjects, up to 5), you don't have to repass the grades under average (50%).
Basicly I have to repass half my classes, so I have more time to concentrate on those subjects.
And now, I have a treatment about my sleeping problems (Hypersomnia = i sleep too much and don't recover even with naps), i might get through a Law course without falling asleep !

I'm also selling a couple of things on Ebay (item number 170253459900 to begin with ^^) if you know some persons interested ^^

Another thing is that love is an awesome drug when with the person, when together and just be lazy in his arms :)
It's helping me dealing with some of my phobias about needles, since he is diabetic type 1
I'm settling for good, for now the only troubles we are having are financial ones. He's trying very hard to find a job (he postulates for about 40 times a day), but right now, it's a very difficult time here in France for that.
And of course this brings family problems (he's older than me, and is a father, so my grand parents kind of disagree, they are scared, thinking i might be manipulated..)
Crap we both have suffered enough, time to be happy wtf !!


So that's about it ^^

Fanart !

Journal Entry: Thu Feb 14, 2008, 11:30 AM
  • Mood:
  • Listening to: Snow patrol
  • Reading: read-what ?
  • Watching: ncis
  • Playing: Warcraft
  • Eating: sugar
  • Drinking: water (i'm quiting coke :()
I got fanart !
Someone made a fanart inspired by my cosplay ! i mean omg ! I'M FAMOUS BABY !! XD

:iconrivkaz: made this wonderful drawing : [link]
It was inspired by [link]

And i didn't even ask for it ! I got a tear, dude :)

Sooo i don't have much news except that college sucks even in france because they try (ans succed) to demotivate you (not to say depress you) and force you to quit. So i might quit. May. Will. Am.

I'm participating in almost all Blizzard's contest, hopefully i'll win something (rwlrwlrwlrwl !)

I might open a new DA account to do a book for my top model carreer (cosplay helps :p) and photoretouching pictures.

Sooo if anyone sees my 5000 pageviews, screen it and send it to me, i'll give a free photoretouching ! :)

Because we rock !

Journal Entry: Sun Sep 3, 2006, 9:50 AM
Hello everyone !
Today I announce you the fusion of two crazy minds. and I made a fusion !
And yes, existes now. That account will compile all the ideas I gave her to draw.
So go watch how strange our couple can be ! (or not :XD:)

I announce you also that it's IMPOSSIBLE to find Nutella in a Walmart in USA. I just can't beleive that you americans think that much of your health.. Wait, you don't ! so.. WHY ?? ><
Anyway, i hate little cities made for cars when i don't know how to drive.. Damn you, country of parkings ! However i appriciate the help of my boss who borrows me his credit card so I can ebay stuffs and make MarinaYoshi happy with some p0rn :XD:

Well, i have no scanner nor printer so i can only color digitally for now. Don't hesitate to ask me to color something for you, i'm not very good but... !

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Who are "we" ?
Hello there ! Almost of the art in this gallery isn't "mine" (the writter), but Mabel's. Mabel is a great friend of mine, and she is an awesome artist. But she doesn't have internet, doesn't know english and is not a computer user.
So when says "I", it's never Mabel but "me".

And who are "you" ?
Well I'm a geek. I have colored a lot of her art (she is busy, she is lazy, she fear she might spoil the drawing..), mostly traditionnaly, but some times with photoshop. Her art is for me a support where I can try a lot of different tools, to see what happens. Most of the colored art here is mine (but not all).

What is this gallery about ?
With her agreement, I'm putting all her work in this gallery, so people could comment and help her to be a better artist.
This gallery also motivates me to train myself to draw, so i'm putting some of my own little things to get some comments (and help !) ^^
I've also put some cosplay pictures I've take (or where I'm in, because I'm a cosplayer). So there's in the gallery a picture of Mabel :XD:

lot of news

Journal Entry: Thu Jun 29, 2006, 5:45 PM
Well I have a lot of news (fink you're interesed !).

I had my exams (end of high school, first college exam) with honors (yupi !)
I'm moving as an Au Pair to the US (Elisabethtown in KY), I'll have moneyy :dollarus: ! (money money money :tunes: as Abba XD)
DeviantArt gave me a week to try the full subscrition, it's nice :XD:
I saw Mabel but she didn't borrow me any notebook (she was very busy so she didn't draw anything new).

Member of and (yep !!).

255 victims of my Reno cosplay !

I like to color linearts, so if you want, you can ark me to color anything (not to complicated please ^^), for free !


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Who are "we" ?
Hello there ! Almost of the art in this gallery isn't "mine" (the writter), but Mabel's. Mabel is a great friend of mine, and she is an awesome artist. But she doesn't have internet, doesn't know english and is not a computer user.
So when says "I", it's never Mabel but "me".

And who are "you" ?
Well I'm a geek. I have colored a lot of her art (she is busy, she is lazy, she fear she might spoil the drawing..), mostly traditionnaly, but some times with photoshop. Her art is for me a support where I can try a lot of different tools, to see what happens. Most of the colored art here is mine (but not all).

What is this gallery about ?
With her agreement, I'm putting all her work in this gallery, so people could comment and help her to be a better artist.
This gallery also motivates me to train myself to draw, so i'm putting some of my own little things to get some comments (and help !) ^^
I've also put some cosplay pictures I've take (or where I'm in, because I'm a cosplayer). So there's in the gallery a picture of Mabel :XD:

  • Mood: So cunfused !
  • Listening to: Stray (Wolf's Rain)